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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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fmlRob 0

I was rolling with laughter on this one!! I bet the whole room smelled like "Ben Gay" aterwards LOL !!!!!!

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Gaston_fml 0

WOW at least they still have sex... But that'd be pretty ******* awkward.

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xqme 0

YDI, but you should be happy that your 70 year old grandparents are healthy enough to do that. and you said "witness" i hope that was just a light term used, and you "witnessed" them with just your ears and not your eyes. xD i dont want to see an FML saying "today, my 70 year old grandparents used my computer, but i left FML on, and they saw this post. FML" though okay? =)

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xkaokaox 0

you are disgusting. you watched them for 20 minutes and didn't say anything?!?

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greennailpolish 0

Wow, I can't believe they would do that in the same room as you!! Even if you had been asleep! That's just rude.

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DULMAGE 0

Pretending to be asleep is a 5-year-old thing.

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MyImmortal_fml 0

...they only lasted for 20 mere minutes?! Lol

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IngenuityGap 0

Oh god why would you ever tell anyone?

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