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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Top comments

Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

Comments

ahhhh poor you! thats really ewww!, now i know that if anyone is ever checking up on me to see if im asleep, i'll let them know that im awake, hahaha, ah but that sucks man, seriously :(

hahaha 47 what you should of done was sneak out get some honey and pour it all over them

Anybody who uses the term "making love" deserve to see their grandparents gettin' it on.

at least you know you have good sex genes, you'll still be able to bang away at 70. thats gotta be a plus

I kinda think this is fake, no grandparents would have sex with their grandchildren in the room. As for you people saying old people are gross and old people sex is even more so. Get over yourselves. Sex is a natural thing, it;s not like you turn 60 and never want to have sex again. There are old people in nursing homes that probably have sex more than you assholes do. Good for your grandparents for having sex if they were! (except that you had to hear it...that's wrong)

You really should have made some subtle noises as if you were waking up and slowly gotten louder till the point that they'd notice and stop. Then bolt out of the room to the nearest psychologists office.

20 minutes? and young guys can't last for more than 5

cherl 0