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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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GeriSomething 0

no amount of bleach could wash that visual out of my head. like going deaf and blind at the same time, and those are the last two visual/audible memories that will replay over and over for the rest of your life. parents have good insurance? therapy is gonna be a bitch. as for your grandparents.. If they were that up for horndoggin' just "anywhere", why not go find someplace that didn't have their impressionable grandchild hangin' around? .. maybe at their age they can't afford to waste any time ;0) Just sayin'

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rawblerawble 0

I want to go, to your grandparent's house, and ask how hes still getting an erection. I want to get some until i'm 70 for sure. Your grandad is my role model.

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k1ngd0m_c0m3 0

Ha ha ha #65. This FML Story is engraved in my brain forever, I am now scarred for life.

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Truthbringer 0

you need to say something if your grandparents start having sex!!! if you said something they would have stopped. I'm guessing that you knew this but decided to keep silent for "personal reasons". You have already your life is F'ed because of your actions.

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OrdinaryMan_fml 0

@6 Hahahahahaha lmao! Thats disturbing on so many levels! O_o

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Silva_fml 0

talk about having zero respect for you.. you should be incredibly pissed.

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meaganwas 0

I hope no one's hip was broken in the process.

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dwights 0

it took 20 mins because it took 19 for gramps to get it up. ZING

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amystar1 0

Maybe ask your mom in the future to let you sleep in another room when they come. If she asks why, tell her! It's nice they can still enjoy themselves, but that was inappropriate.

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