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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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polishswede 0

OMG Couldn't they have waited!?

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nodbor 11

next time use your ipod and headphones and turn it way up and turn your head the other way.

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vuvu_fml 0

gee poor you if i was you i would never, probley get any sleep ohmy.

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nodbor 11

reminds me of a similar scene from a movie called, "Three Women."

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loler_fml 0

hahahahahaha well that's what you get for pretending to be asleep! :P

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Endymion_fml 0

You mean to say you watched the whole thing?

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stoptheworld 0

aww, i'm happy for them! sex at 70, impressive. sucks to be you though =p

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ima_krackerr 0

I don't understand how people thought he/she deserved this.... but damn yo. 20 mins? my bf can't last that long (he's 19)

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moron_fml 0

#79 i will never look at pizza the same way again. thank you for that. so, so much. wow...

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lolo527 0

LMFAO...at least it was only 20 minutes!

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