Work: Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late...

By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By sweet_stufz - 11/11/2010 13:30 - Canada

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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cumberbunny 17

Sunday 27 April 2014 13:20

Smile and wave? Who knows. It might work.

AnonymousFunFMLs 18

Sunday 27 April 2014 13:20

Well atleast.... Yeah I don't know so much for a comforting comment

Comments

VitalDistance 14

Sunday 27 April 2014 14:38

...well this will be an interesting story to tell the guys

ParameterXX 3

Sunday 27 April 2014 14:49

that's a true FML ladiess and gentlemen

thatg1ng3r 13

Sunday 27 April 2014 14:59

You should have just reach under the stall divider and gotten toilet paper that way.

wiseKat99 13

Sunday 27 April 2014 15:12

Never do the shuffle of shame

vikky538 28

Sunday 27 April 2014 15:46

that must have been a shitty moment...

ComoEsJuan 24

Monday 28 April 2014 14:24

No.

Llama_Face89 33

Monday 28 April 2014 19:22

Get out...

BootheGhost 6

Monday 28 April 2014 22:13

I was hoping this would be the one FML related to shit that wouldn't have that damned comment.

elcee1987 18

Sunday 27 April 2014 15:57

Yes, your life indeed sucks. Sorry op! Great Fml though

plunkit 6

Sunday 27 April 2014 15:57

Most awkward **** scene ever.

KingLewisII 34

Sunday 27 April 2014 15:59

That sucks, most people are having fun when they're caught with their pants down.

sabian4life 8

Sunday 27 April 2014 16:11

dont worry shit happens

boshbish 14

Sunday 27 April 2014 16:37

Haha I know its embarrassing now but you'll be laughing about this further down the line and now you have a hilarious story to tell at parties :P I bet after the initial shock, they didn't much care. The amount of times ive been so happy to have kept a pack of tissues in my bag. Just learn from it.