LMAO, I remember havin' to do that for a friend, me and him cleaned off a 1.5L jug of Sailor Jerry. He tried to do #2 and passed out on the toilet. Me and his GF barreled him into the tub and washed out the vomit and such, then carried him into his bedroom. And no, its not an FML, its a delicious tidbit of info you can hold over her head, and something you can playfully remind her of later. :D

you HAD to

you sound like a pretty legit best friend(:

You don't have to do shit, she should learn her limits, and to take responsibility of her actions. She will never do that while being babied.

hey I'd do all those things happly ;)

I'd let her do that, just so I could see everybody else and their reaction.

You're a better friend than I would've been!!

you should've let her run out of the house, she might not do it again.

You guys? What kind of friend would she be if she wouldn't have done all that? Yeah she may have gotten ridiculously wasted and she doesss need to learn a lesson, but for all we know her doing all that for her might have even saved her best friend's life. Drunks are idiots. No telling what she could have gotten into. - I just wanted to point that out. And you are an AMAZING friend(:

Next time this happens, call me!