Miscellaneous: Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk....

By anonymous - 21/05/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By Nemesis2747 - 24/12/2009 06:09 - United States

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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Drunken antics

By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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Sights, sounds, smells

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML

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How romantic

By SmokedSalmon - 13/02/2009 00:54 - United States

Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

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sportskid521 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:35

that has to suck but she was NAKED

Cupcaken 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 16:48

yeah... how old are you again?

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 23 May 2011 20:11

She was drunk because her bf wouldn't go down on her... because of the baby powder.

anniekins 6

Monday 23 May 2011 21:21

sucks to be you. next time don't let her get drunk

mrhept 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:38

did u get paid?

tazey 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:34

try doing that but with ur mom...still, FML.

fattypillowpet 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 7:44

hahaha I do that for my best friend all the time when she gets more drunk than me

jebusandme 1

Wednesday 25 May 2011 0:27

Why would you bother? If you're over the age of 16 and you don't know your alcohol limits, you're due up for some natural selection any day now.

bigbisawesome 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:46

why did she have baby powder on her ???

chris240 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:36

wow u must be a great friend.

domking1315 20

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:15

Thats what best friends are for.

bullrider92 19

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:29

Sounds like you are a great friend.I hope she thanked you the next day.

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