By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
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MerrikBarbarian 9

how does one shoot oneself in the ass? o-o

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faithxoxox 1

Hey, vaginas see tougher than balls. You punch a guy's balls, he'll squeal like a pig. But vaginas can take a pounding!

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itsalanis 25

my goodness, there's stupid, then there is more stupid, then there is most stupid, and then there's this...

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Dumbass but i knew a guy who shot himself in the wrist point blank with a bb gun. Not that its suppose to surpass the fml

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kaprookie 3

This reminds of that 70's show, when kelso shoots hyde in the arsd

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metalguy95 11

Hyde shot kelso's ass. It was revenge for kelso almost shooting hyde's eye out

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op_156_fml 3

at least he didn't shoot you in the ass....although shooting yourself in the ass takes talent

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Idiots like him will get airsoft banned here in the states one of these days. SMFH...

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baconstripslover 8

that won't get airsoft banned. + the states already have all the cool airsoft guns anyways so why do you care? for me in canada there is 300-500% markup on ALL airsoft guns ):

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THE_A_TEEN 27

That sucks for canadians. Here, we're a gun lovin' country. I fired so many guns (mostly on my uncles ranch, outside of the USA), my uncles personally gave me one of his guns (not in the usa).

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Zomg_Okay 26

Nah, he's not risking our precious sport, 26. No-one's going to make a big deal that some stupid kid managed to shoot himself in the arse. It'd be a whole different story if he shot the neighbour in the arse but he didn't so it's all good. In fact, we don't even know if it was an airsoft gun he used. Maybe its just us over on the Emerald Isle, but most people here consider a BB-gun to be those high-powered rifles that use metal pellets whereas an airsoft gun isn't as powerful and uses plastic pellets.

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Perksofbeingawal 0

My cousin shot my fish bowl with a BB gun and it exploded. :( Rest in peace, Alfonso... :'(

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rawrr61 4

Who names their fish Alfonso? -__-"

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DrewsFML 8

Shoe respect for the Siamese twin (#65), you have no idea how hard it is to grow up with your sister growing on your back.

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eatpussy 0

..maybe thats his way of coming out of the closet...

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SirEBC 7

That reminds me of a time.. *Tells a story about myself no one cares about* /bankrupt

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