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By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 04:26 - United States - Austin

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:15

how does one shoot oneself in the ass? o-o

faithxoxox 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:24

Hey, vaginas see tougher than balls. You punch a guy's balls, he'll squeal like a pig. But vaginas can take a pounding!

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ricinator 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:23

I hate it when that happens...

crazy_whitechick 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:27

I'm sorry op): that's awful!

jaminjames 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:36

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lcau322 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:37

how the hell did he do that

mexicutioner123 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:43

Try getting hit with in the jugular with a machete while saving 7 pandas in a fire with a swarm of wasps chasing you with no arms Try it

somber_star 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:56

Here's how that happens... little wannabe gangsta kid tucks his gun in the back of his waistband to be cool... trigger, guard or not, snags on something... not wise. At least it was only a BB gun. My mom tells a great story about my dad, a .22, and an identical situation.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:59

He sounds flexible.

EG14_fml 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 4:02

Is this the same kid who got caught with a pencil up his a** a few FML's ago?

courtz94 24

Sunday 16 October 2011 4:14

Shoulda made him suck it up because that's not an emergency.

skylaryoungblood 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 4:20

i see what you did there

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