By Gothicbunnyx3 - 21/02/2012 01:43 - United States

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Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Pentium_4 27

7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13

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bettyc4 26

Kids...they start so young these days

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Jordan740 6

Not in public Carlos!

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Rxoxdx 0

Ummm I have a couple things to say:1. How the hell did he learn to **********.2. Why did u have him around an environment where he could learn it.3. It's called jacking off when u actually cum.4. I didn't start jacking off until I was 11. 5. U need to get him to stop because if police see it u/he could get Into big trouble

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CaptainPickles72 18

1. Some kids explore their bodies at an early age, though odd, it's normal. 2. Kids learn the darndest things. 3. No, you know what it is called when you cum... cumming. Jacking off is when you touch yourself for pleasure with the intent of a making yourself ******. 4. No comment, good for you I guess. 5. If the police see him do that in public, they'll probably just tell the parent to keep him under control and give him/her (the parent) some rude looks.

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LionHeart_Angel 0

Haha funny thing is, babies have been known to jack off even inside the womb! He knows what feels good

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momo1972 3

It's not? Honestly that depends on the company you keep

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thedeafgirl 0

How the **** do you whack it at 7 years old???

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cetlawizard 15

Where in the world would a 7 yr old learn to do that? I knew about sex & had dreams @ that age, but certainly did not fondle myself nor **********....he learned it somewhere...better make sure all your ****(if you have any) is LOCKED UP & then start checking to find out if someone is sexually molesting him...this is serious! You don't need your son growing up to be a serial rapist or predator.

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