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By Renesmeekuhnell - 28/02/2010 16:00 - Denmark

Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML

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By Hatemyjobbb - 01/05/2018 19:00

Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By bitchypast - 27/01/2015 23:50 - United States - Rockland

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By iamlauraheremecry - 27/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML

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By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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Shovel to the head

By Raw - 25/01/2017 14:00

Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML

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By chelseaface - 21/01/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

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lolsan 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:25

...blistering snow?

musicalibrary 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:06

Gotta' love cheese in a creamy form!

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DakotaCat 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 23:43

Obviously you haven't eaten cream cheese before, or you would have realised the importance of your crusade..

PAMMAP 0

Friday 21 January 2011 23:33

Blistering snow? And frost bitten desert?

ThisRandomChild 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 9:01

Lol I didn't know snow could blister either, #11 :P

LOLjessica 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 19:09

LOL

ancianlia 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 1:42

Your boss must hate you to make you go get cream cheese in the snow.

gionatorinc 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 6:23

You are a girl, and your boss is PAYING you tk go SHOPPING! Can someone explain how this is a bad thing aside from the "blistering snow?"

SinfulEnd 20

Tuesday 19 March 2013 2:17

were you paid?

drosek89 20

Friday 16 January 2015 10:09

That sucks OP. But I believe you meant "blistering cold" or "blustering "snow"

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