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By Renesmeekuhnell - 28/02/2010 16:00 - Denmark

Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML

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By Hatemyjobbb - 01/05/2018 19:00

Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By bitchypast - 27/01/2015 23:50 - United States - Rockland

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By iamlauraheremecry - 27/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML

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By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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By Raw - 25/01/2017 14:00

Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML

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By chelseaface - 21/01/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

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lolsan 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:25

...blistering snow?

musicalibrary 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:06

Gotta' love cheese in a creamy form!

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quint9 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:06

At least you have a job. Quit complaining you spoiled brat

Batman4890 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:37

blistering snow???

Hobo_stickfigure 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:59

hey, cream cheese is very important; you can't have a bagel without it.

RumpleForeskiiN 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 0:31

Lol at the retards who are ripping on this guy for grammar on the internet.

jyd62 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:14

blistering snow??

dekoi420 0

Monday 22 March 2010 3:37

is your boss's job to eat cream cheese?

phreshboi 1

Monday 5 April 2010 23:26

WTF*^^^^^

dkChako 0

Monday 26 April 2010 21:10

ufff that sucks!

mariapedersen892 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:07

Well.. The winter was very hard this year, compared to what we are used to in our little Denmark.. I feel sorry for you.. And by the way, cream chease doesn't taste good, at all...

nkt_19 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 5:33

fyl for saying "blistering snow."

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