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By Renesmeekuhnell - 28/02/2010 16:00 - Denmark

Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML

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By Hatemyjobbb - 01/05/2018 19:00

Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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By bitchypast - 27/01/2015 23:50 - United States - Rockland

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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Snow Day

By iamlauraheremecry - 27/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML

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By Xpload - 29/01/2014 18:26 - United States - Lake Orion

Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML

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Shovel to the head

By Raw - 25/01/2017 14:00

Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML

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By chelseaface - 21/01/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML

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lolsan 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:25

...blistering snow?

musicalibrary 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 23:06

Gotta' love cheese in a creamy form!

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bezach 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:59

...snow is sooooooo hard to get passed it's winter so what do ya expect

LeoBrZ81 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:02

YDI for feeling a strong burning sensation from snow.

Aah_Zombies 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:36

This. ^

NicholasShreds 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:35

gotta make money somehow. fysj - **** your shitty job

vgman88 4

Monday 1 March 2010 5:44

Ooh Ahh STFU it's snow okay, I have to walk every day to school in ~ -2 Celcius each day from late November until early April.

resirak 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:50

why the **** are you getting your boss cream cheese!? do you suck his dick while he's eating his bagel too?

dillonchristen 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:00

HEY!!!! cream cheese is delisious

jobeaniee 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:10

dude, that sucks.

icertainlysuck 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:18

YDI for being a woman. Now go get that man some cream cheese!

MasterOfThemFuck 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:31

i agree with your boss. cream cheese ftw

Aah_Zombies 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:34

Sure it's been said already but..."blistering snow"?? As in walking through a scorching snowstorm? You deserve to be the errand girl with that phrase.

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