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By Wtf is wrong with her - 30/12/2012 05:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to watch my drunk girlfriend yell at a cat for not having periods. The worst part is that she was at a pet store. The pet store at which I work. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By alii2349 - 11/02/2014 03:16 - Canada - Brandon

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 16:42 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

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By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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By Thanks, but... - 09/09/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boss that the reason I was sobbing hysterically as she told me that I was getting a pay raise was because I was going to the vet to have my sick and dying cat put down. Good news at a bad time. FML

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By constantine - 04/02/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML

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By WTF?! - 04/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML

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LadyClarik 8

Sunday 30 December 2012 13:37

Was it take your drunk girlfriend to work day? It it was, I'd say you had a smashing success.

skittlestrailmix 14

Sunday 30 December 2012 13:41

I guess that she didn't know cats that aren't fixed can get their periods.

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rivella 3

Monday 31 December 2012 0:23

You didn't HAVE to watch. You could've dragged her out of there and stopped her from making a fool out of herself in front of your co-workers.

CrazyChickens721 5

Monday 31 December 2012 2:03

Was it just me that thought the guy wasn't working when his girlfriend went to the store and drunkenly yelled at the cat? And it also reminded me of the YouTube video of the man screaming at his cats...

simoncat 11

Monday 31 December 2012 2:36

Ditch the bitch (for being a stupid drunk) and adopt the cat (reliable fiber pussy.) Seriously- yelling at a kitty? Drunk? In your workplace? Three unforgivables.

simoncat 11

Monday 31 December 2012 2:39

Uh - disregard the "fiber" --- auto correct hates me.

Pix3lJunk 12

Monday 31 December 2012 5:30

Next time get her some catnip before visiting you. ;-)

Strangemixie 8

Monday 31 December 2012 6:21

I'd rather yell that to a boy.. than a cat. Poor kitty.

graphicstyle7 17

Monday 31 December 2012 18:23

Big dating rule #1. Don't mess with the family of the object of your attention, even if you are having a rough time with the relationship. Big dating rule #2. Don't mess with your boyfriend/girlfriend's work, co-workers, or space they work in. There are others, but these are the biggies. DUMP HER. NOW.

Floortje 17

Tuesday 15 April 2014 15:45

Get out while you still can.

Letteh 20

Friday 5 December 2014 8:44

Cats do get periods!

CaroAurelia 12

Thursday 8 January 2015 0:54

Sucks about the drunk-and-at-your-job thing, but as a girl, I have to say she has a point. My (female) pets are all spayed, and at my time of month, I get pretty jealous of them.