Transportation: Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside....

By deadandwasted - 20/02/2010 08:20 - United States

Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By -__-" - 29/09/2013 05:45 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

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By Rob - 09/10/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, I got chased, threatened and assaulted by a cab driver because I wouldn't take the credit card receipt. FML

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By ronboy - 26/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML

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By frozensolid - 24/01/2013 21:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By LT - 07/08/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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By proteinboy - 16/11/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML

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Chaith 16

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:20

Looks like you had different ideas about who halted that cab.

Pearljammer001 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 16:52

oh my god this is so anoying, it happens to me in grand theft auto all the time.... jk that sucks.

Comments

Ohmar 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:53

umm this is obviously fake water only freezes at 0 degrees

bubber 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 5:14

#78 you are a moron. Colorado is in the US where we use the fahrenheit scale of temp. Water Freezes at 32. In Celsius that would be about -10. Pull your head out of that warm dark place.

GiganTronic 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:57

No, that's freezing, which is 0 Celsius.

skeleton_skinner 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 5:13

He probably had to poop something dreadful and needed to get home asap!!!! Next time you see him, rip hid middle finger off and shove it up his ass....

Hey12389 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 5:24

what a beast

Magicrabbit_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 5:28

wow....that guy sounds like a dirtbag

Emilyinroom483 7

Sunday 21 February 2010 6:32

HALT, CAB!

racerapj 10

Sunday 21 February 2010 7:32

So I herd u leik mudkipz?¿?¿

udonttouchme 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:09

are you african-american?

PwnerJohn 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 9:46

... really?

KYTRwerepyre 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:12

Today, i stopped a cab and this douche 2 buildings away ignored me and tried to steal my cab so i gently tapped him out of the way and he fell on his ass swearing at me so i flipped him off

madorange 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 8:50

12 degrees is pretty warm. unless ur just another stupid ******* American. get with the rest of the world and start using centigrade for temperautures. while ur at it, u might as well switch to the metric system too. weird brick heads.