Miscellaneous: Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned...

By babyfatt - 16/12/2009 08:23 - Australia

Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00

Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

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By Phillip - 24/10/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my boss when I let slip, "Love you, bye," at the end of a phone call out of habit. We both paused, and then he hung up without saying a word. FML

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By stupid voicemails - 28/04/2013 09:09 - United States - Lahaina

Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML

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By jobless - 07/05/2009 21:10 - United States

Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow, Love you" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By urrrppp - 26/03/2010 09:44 - Netherlands

Today, I got through to the phone interview stage for a great job. When the phone rang, I answered and suddenly, spontaneously, burped really loudly. The interviewer hung up. FML

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Canceled

By gonnabeunemployed - 08/12/2016 21:33

Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML

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By Mr IT - 24/11/2009 01:47 - Sweden

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML

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MoonyIce 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 16:16

Maybe he'll find it endearing - or at least amusing. At the very least, you won't come off as a tight-ass.

Zoockey 5

Wednesday 16 December 2009 16:07

ouch dude.. Ouch I hope he does love you now tho ;)

Comments

kris89_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:35

this isn't funny, nor embarrassing. you're a fag for putting this on here.

Txgurl08 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:03

haha i've done that to one of my guy friends that had a crush on me! but i've been with my boyfriend for over 2yrs so he kinda knew i didnt mean it well....i hope lol

Izuation 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:32

Lol!!! Agree with #29, it is very cute. ((:

jessiixcore 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 6:25

I do this all the time by accident. :) hurray for social awkwardness.

ashiiya 0

Friday 18 December 2009 1:16

Wow, I'm sure it was just a mistake and was simply a slip of the tongue, but you really should try and be a bit more careful XDDD honestly, I can't say I understand since I never say those things to anyone besides my boyfriend, but hope nothing bad happened after that XD

Lisa89 3

Friday 18 December 2009 1:24

meh, they won't hold it against you for your job

ANimeNeKoChik 0

Friday 18 December 2009 3:53

this made me laugh out loud, good job, that doesnt happen much

anon24601 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 4:01

Don't worry, it happens to the best of us ;D I've done that before. I've also come really close to ending a phone call with "Amen" instead of "Bye" hahaha.