By Nixontones - 14/10/2011 15:09 - United States

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML
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awagh666 14

Hope you are posting this from a hospital bed. Get well soon.

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alliewillie 22

Might wanna get that checked out...

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budweiserphil 0

That's when Mr.Glock 27 would hit him back. Two in the chest one in the chin makes anyone your friend

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ScuseMePrincess 2

OP is from Illinois, a Nazi anti-gun state. I agree with you, though.

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gene818 13

You should be at the hospital!

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speshlk37 13

When the president does it, it's not illegal...

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Munchkin13 6

I hope you went to go get this checked out already

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gurly98 13

If ur a girl then it would be normal

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ihavenosoul 4

I am a girl and I've never pissed blood.

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chellexx 0

How the hell would it be normal to piss put blood if they were a girl?!?! That is one of the stupidest comments I have ever seen on FML and that says a lot About how stupid you are

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flockz 19

*most stupid and no, that just shows you haven't been here long.

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lovefml987 1

Hmm, well I see that you are really ******* dumb

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Actually it only says a lot about how 13 years old she is.

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TeenieAmerica 9

Uh, no, 'stupidest' is a word. I just looked in the dictionary and it said "-er, -est," next to the word stupid. I guess it's kind of informal, though. If you were writing a paper, you'd probably want to use 'most stupid', but in an FML comment, it's fine. And I'm not even going to comment on the thing about girls pissing blood...

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lalalaski 3

obviously you aren't aware of what hole periods come out of.

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Pendragon525 0

It's not normal for ANYONE, male or female, to have blood in their urine. It's a red flag that something is wrong. I'm disabled & have a loooong history of kidney stones & other UT issues, so I'm speaking from experience here.

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InvaderAmi 4

Girls just suddenly goin' and pissing out blood isn't very normal...

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iloveyou1266 4

Even on your period , you shouldn't pee blood ...

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mandibreann1212 6

Uhm.... awkies. Girls don't pee blood, dear. :/

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okiidokii_fml 6

Yah ^ I bet you feel stupid know. Wow.

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writergirl23 19

That person might be under the illusion girls get their period from their urethra? Yes, stupid, but it would explain the comment ... Sort of.

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rolls_royce 0

Sounds like you fractured a kidney, happened to me before. Go to a doctor now... Well never mind if you are still at home your gonna be dead soon anyways

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Pendragon525 0

How can you fracture a kidney? You can lacerate one, and you can bruise one...but to the best of my knowledge, fractures occur in bone or enamel, not organs.

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