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hahahaha nub
never drink alone. it makes you sad.
I thought you'd learnt your lesson after the hiccuping incident!
wow that's retarded, I was blackout drunk the other day and I wasn't even that stupid. close, but no.
Someone has a promising future.
48 you sound pretty stupid
75, I'm jesus!
not too many things u wana do when drunk
Oh that's always a lovely job. Babysitter to all the drunks. >_> That's always me, lol.
you deserve it, like really who does that
You sound like there are many many things that you shouldn't do, even when sober.
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Next time shave your legs befor you drink. That way you won't feel the need to do it once you're drunk.
haha did u miss a spot?