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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 02:06 - United States - Deatsville

Today, I have really painful pimples on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist, and every note causes excruciating pain. FML

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By Ow ow owwww - 15/08/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML

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No pain, no gain

By What's neck't? - 01/11/2022 20:00 - United States

Today, on this edition of me getting pimples in painful or uncomfortable places, I got a huge one on the side of my neck. I never thought that simply turning my head would be such a horrendously painful task. Also, the afflicted area of my neck suddenly itches like crazy. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 10:59

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

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By pagvscgrac - 13/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

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By Pimped out - 08/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, sending blood down my horn. FML

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By my face though - 25/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Kettle Falls

Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 14:36 - United States - Arlington

Today, my acne reached a new low. Literally. I'm now getting bright red pimples on my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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That blows

By Oww - 23/07/2022 22:00 - United States

Today, I have a zit on the edge of my nostril, along with severe allergies. I can no longer tell if my tears are from pain or hay fever. FML

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nekkis 19

Saturday 26 July 2014 12:30

well that... blows

Queen_bee1234 21

Saturday 26 July 2014 12:57

Sounds like you are in a zitty situation. Please don't kill me.

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amkaye1017 3

Sunday 27 July 2014 5:09

Eesh. As a former trombonist I know how you feel.

Mii99 16

Sunday 27 July 2014 6:30

I know how it feels bro

jtk1946 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 7:13

You could have just said " I am a professional trombonist. FML."

DalekBubbles 18

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:11

We all have our talents; OP, trombone; you, complete and total idiocy; and I, not Halo. Let us learn not to judge each other by them nor insult one another for them.

phoneaddict13 29

Sunday 27 July 2014 7:30

oh the irony!

xTwinkies1 14

Sunday 27 July 2014 7:44

try applying half a lemon with honey leave it for about 10-20 minutes, it helps

mikebanker 2

Sunday 27 July 2014 7:48

Just pop em

lunadaisy12 16

Sunday 27 July 2014 7:57

The perks of being a brass player lol

catharsis5 9

Sunday 27 July 2014 8:08

Maybe your mouthpiece has a lot of bacteria and it needs to be replaced/cleaned? I wear makeup often and I know I need to clean the brushes when zits appear.

momac86 17

Sunday 27 July 2014 10:11

Ew gross when is the last time you cleaned that mouthpiece... Bacteria much?

Macherni 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 15:19

Are the zits from playing a rusty trombone? If so I don't think those are zits.

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