By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0

sucks for you babe, get to feelin better

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punisher113 0

if this fml was meant to gross people out, mission accomplished

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amazinglyava 0

thats about as bad as it gets...on the bright side...i think you just found a way to lose weight(:

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ejprice 0

so sorry girl. the flu is probably the real influenza which sucks but at least you know you aren't wretching because ofcthe flu. be glad this will probably never happen to you again. when I'm on my period it's like nigea falls and I get sick like you but it all has to do with the bleeding

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longroadrunner12 0

damn that sucks

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maddie1 0

oh well um too much info but yeah good luck

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ghost010 6

Wow thanks for that mental image. Sucks for you, but we didn't really need to know that.

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Sw33t_Candiee 0

same thing happened to me :/

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lalalaloveit 0

Omg!! I am in the samee situation rightt now ! it's DEFINETLEY A FML AND FYL!

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