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im new to this site. I rather enjoy it, some of this stuff is pretty funny. out of curiosity why the hell do people YDI this stuff? is it because they think it's funny? I mean seriously no one deserves this. hope yah feel better.
what does op mean?
Outer Pimple? Order Plywood? Ornery Platypus?
Original Prat *points to BSR* Stop eating from the Tree of Retard, man! No, just kidding, we all love you really. Especially me; I couldn't live without your snitching :D
I thought we (well, other people, not me) agreed that it stood for Ornamental Penis?
But I love the taste of stupidity in the morning! (sighs) Okay, mother. Just stop using the paddle on my OP. @twoknives - I think we were all either drunk or in drunken gridlock during that board meeting.
@Ajjas013 - I may talk about myself to myself, but at least he's not laying a finger on my Butterfinger® @Brave_Sir_Robin - I just realized that no matter what definition we use for "OP", your statement of paddling the OP is still a funny and strangely true occurrence with Sirin.
@BSR: You do realize that Butterfinger joke made no sense at all? @Sirin: Loving to paddle, or beat, OP osn't wrong. As I've said before 90% of FML's can be resolved with an ass whooping, and you Sirin, make about 89% percent of that possible. The rest is a collaberative effort because nobody is as good as our big sister!
Do any of my posts make any sense at all? If you answered "Yes they do!" - seriously consider becoming a psychiatrist or neurologist because not even I understand what I type in here. If you answered "No way!" - seriously consider becoming a psychiatrist or neurologist because not even I understand what Brave_Sir_Robin types in here. If you answered "I can count to potato!" - well done.
@Ajjas: If you want an asswhooping, just deposit BSR's head into my mailbox, and $5,000 into the slush fund, and I'll whoop that "ph4t a$$" right away :D @BSR: I th-- My faith in you just fizzled out. Just do what I designed you to do and fetch me some doughnuts.
BSR, you sir are a mastermind of the strange and unusual. I tip my hatter hat to you.
Always appreciate the compliments =) Now back in the Hole and don't come out until: 1) Sirin becomes a caring individual (no chance in heaven or hell) 2) mercyFML becomes a straight-shooting decent human being 3) CallMeHush returns my phone calls 4) perdix wipes his/her/its feet on the "Welcome to Pee-Wee's Funhouse!" mat I bought from Paul Ruebens 5) Ajjas013 stops interrogating my dead aunt about the location of my secret laboratory. She'll probably croak that information soon. 6) Brave_Sir_Robin stops making lists of sevens
@ BSR: I can count to potato! :)
I can't count to potato D:
That was absolutely amazing. You are now the wittiest person I have ever met. You may become the next Winston Churchill.
Now THIS is what I call an FML. Feel better, OP. :(
HTFU.
@loe1234567890: OP = Original Poster
This is a good FML - unfortunate, just a little funny if it's not happening to you, well written - and it is nice to see for a change. Sorry for the OP, but she at least kept bitches from bitching about the "good old days" of FML for a minute or two :-)
Definatelly a FML. Keep drinking fluids in order not to dehydrate. Great comments from Brave Sir Robin!!!!
FYL for sure. Best Wishes op!
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sucks for you babe, get to feelin better
I recommend an apple a day.