Health: Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period....

By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML

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Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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By cmoney6452 - 01/03/2012 16:17 - United States

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

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Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 04:01 - Denmark - Viby

Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

sucks for you babe, get to feelin better

lolcatsyo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

I recommend an apple a day.

Comments

ohgeewizz 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 17:57

I hope you feel better!! I had just the flu and my period at the same time and it blew, I can only imagine the amount of discomfort you're going through right now...take care OP!

fireandice27 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:06

Ugh triple whammy! And here I was just complaining about period pains :S Hope you get better soon!

jomsuc 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:08

lucky you did not get diarrhea to complete the last major hole in the body.

paprikacha 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:30

Actually, both food poisoning and the flu can cause that as well. The OP might be a dried up husk within a few days. : (

PsychoMerk 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:14

imagine is you had explosive diarrhea >_> now that's a toilet cocktail

hummingbug 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 18:15

yikes. that sucks. i've been dehydrated, suffering from heat stroke and suffering from exhaustion all in one and i've also had mono before, but none of those sound half as bad as that! =( get better!