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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By GW. - 01/04/2025 07:00 - United States - Orange

Today, I have norovirus and my period. I feel like I’m emitting fluids from every hole I have. The toilet looks like something out of a horror movie every time I use it. FML

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By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By Nirah - 26/07/2019 21:00 - Canada - Parksville

Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML

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Good times, bad times

By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2015 04:42

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns, and it hurts to sit. FML

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By cmoney6452 - 01/03/2012 16:17 - United States

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

sucks for you babe, get to feelin better

lolcatsyo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:02

I recommend an apple a day.

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softballer22 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:33

omg, me too. except I have upper respitory infection too.

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:34

creative way to put it haha

willnigga 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:42

omg you poor thing that's terrible

Deano123 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:48

this has gotta be the funniest thing ever lmao that is guttin tbh =]

pepo36 2

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:50

loool too much information but made me laugh

omey123 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:22

I hate when you're on your period and have a flu or cold. When you cough blood comes out as well. Very uncomfortable feeling. FYL indeed.

epictrollathon 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:52

Happy New Year! Wash your hands...

marsty 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:07

I'd hav kept this one to myself... grose.

Trixies100 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:11

um you should make sure to keep all the stuff coming out of holes to ur self and I ws wondring why would u tell anyone this that's nasty

noelmccartney 3

Wednesday 10 February 2010 3:16

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