By wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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Fml37 0

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

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cactus_fml 0

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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makeanaccount 0

Make your brother choose between one ball or no balls at all. Maybe then he'll see you mean buisness...

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jamesoldboy 0

They dont call them magic markers for nothing

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manoverboard 0

I'm a heavy sleeper, too. :/ It's times like these I'm glad it looks like I have no eyebrows.

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oddrie44 0

dude, just shave tho other one off and start a new trend. A long time a go all women shaved off their eyebrows. the mona lisa has no eyebrows.

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carrot89 0

Draw them on with eyeliner. Or, you could be trendy like #134 said. Just think of all the famous people who have sported the eyebrow-less look! (Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Bob Geldof, ect...)

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Tucker28 0

I love hove you put it. Its really funny. not what happened to you though.

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xwtf_manx 0

My sister did the same thing to my brother in law years ago...I suggest bangs or large sunglasses ;)

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cotoews 0

haha, ive seriously never laughed so hard at one of these before. ahem. i mean, sorry, that sucks. no really, i mean it

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