By wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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Fml37 0

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

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cactus_fml 0

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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dhall005 0

if he sleeps in his underwear run in his room while he's sleeping and start yelling "fire" and run to the door when he follows you let him go out the door then lock it behind him

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youaresofucked 0

No, your brother is brilliant.

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kaitlynadele 0

This reminds me of the book Paper Towns. :-P

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dRose22 0

reminds me of something i would do to my brother :P

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KKO_fml 0

I would like to ask what is wrong with your brother and how old is he? or what have you done to him?

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xOpheliacx 0

buy fake eyebrows. http://www.headcovers.com/cosmetics/eyebrows/

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mkpj 0

Hey, if you put tar on his hair while he is sleeping, it will cause his hair to never grow back! Hope your brother has fun being bald for life.

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LadyAlathia 0

I'm thinking Nair in the brother's shampoo. And body wash. And anything else that comes in contact with him. Make him naked as a mole rat. Douche.

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Chellsss 0

lmaoo. Once when my dad was drunk, me and my brother shaved half of his stash off and the other eyebrow. It was mad funny.

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