By wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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Fml37 0

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

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cactus_fml 0

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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netbeui435 3

1) shave 2) kill sibling.

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HarvNasty 0

i agree whip his ass, then you need to do something to publicly humiliate him. Something so bad that he will think again before Ef'ing with you. What you should do... I dont know.

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th3rapy 0

Go with none & do something fun!! http://img.sxsw.com/bands/92813.jpg :)

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jessica_138 0

i vote on getting bangs. and bandaging like 120 suggested. and how about an eye for and eye approach? you can superglue his hand to his balls in his sleep. revenge is a dish best served sticky =)

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thatsbizarre 0

@ 119: You are so full of win. I was just about to suggest pulling an Amanda Palmer. :D

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chasingstarlight 0

I was about to suggest that too! I hope the OP decides to google her and imitate the eyebrows. :)

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drummer1031 0

gurl. id choose none. u can look like a dirtay mexican and draw on your eyebrows and pencil on your lipstick. and play your circus muzic. its cool, err1 is doin it these days. =]

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jilljill0125 2

yeah fyl. I'd wax his chest while he slept...with some nice hot wax and then wait till it got nice and hard and rip it off.

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sondramcfail 0

One eyebrow, grow bangs.

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