Miscellaneous: Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm...

By wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

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By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - 05/01/2014 20:39 - United Kingdom - Falmouth

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML

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By RockMeetsHardPlace - 15/03/2021 15:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, like every day since my diagnosis, I've had to choose between two impossible options. Either I deal with debilitating headaches where I cannot focus, or I feel so drowsy that I cannot focus. My finals are in a week and I can't study. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By driving me crazy - 26/05/2017 16:00

Today, I had to temporarily relocate to my brother's room after mine was being repainted. Not only do I have to sleep on the floor, but I also have to put up with my brother and dog both snoring loudly. What's worse is that they alternate in snoring. Goodbye sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 21:53 - Ireland

Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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You deserved it 42 092

By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 06:37 - United States

Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML

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You deserved it 56 288

By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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Sunday 12 July 2009 1:41

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

cactus_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:51

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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viaco12 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:46

thx 4 explaining in such detail...

jamjam12 15

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:16

love how u worded that!

Jakojan 4

Saturday 20 February 2010 9:13

YDI for sleeping >.>

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:56

draw them on! Go all 'Jefferee Star' XD he's a hot bitch! LOL

kourtny_rocks 0

Monday 3 May 2010 22:06

haha thats f*ckin hilariouse dude my bros did that to me about 2 years ago but it was my bangs so i looked like a ****** unicorn for like 6 months till they grew back!!

cormycakez 3

Wednesday 5 May 2010 2:23

shave them both off and buy fake ones... they look neater anyway lol

lickme89 3

Tuesday 20 July 2010 13:05

For everyone saying she deserved it,you all are a$$holes.

charbz 0

Friday 6 August 2010 12:21

cut his **** and then put it in his mouth

ilovefall10 21

Thursday 16 September 2010 6:56

you could always do what my mom does and draw on your eyebrow(s)

jkpajama 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:48

WTF i don't get it

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