By wow - 11/07/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML
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Fml37 0

wait till your brother falls asleep and put superglue on his hand, and make him touch his face.

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cactus_fml 0

Wow. You should sneak into his room while he's asleep and pluck his one chest hair.

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dexter341 0

Make him choose between his right or left nut

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lolmigosh 15

Hey you can always pencil them back in. ;)

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mads796 0

Cut bangs on the side you have no eyebrow.

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rreilly 8

The ultimate question: draw on Leftie or shave off Rightie?

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cactusdesu 15

You can draw one on. Eyebrows grow quite fast.

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CaroAurelia 12

I feel your pain. One time a friend and I were arguing over an electric shaver (don't ask), and somehow she ended up shaving off half of one of my eyebrows. To put this in perspective, I have bushy, dark brown eyebrows. They grew back soon enough, though.

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8dhollis 7

Nah op you gotta get him back waaay worse than he did to you. First, put a bunch of superglue on his hands. Then when he gets up to use the bathroom in the morning that shitfaces hand will be stuck to his meat

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trumpet27 1

I would just have your brother shave off the other one while he's at it.

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