By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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candiixo 0

what if she was doing that before for a long time and while you were using it and didnt know until now.. that would be sad ..

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candiixo 0

what if she was doing that with your toothbrush all along and youd brush your teeth every single time after and didnt know until now.. that would be sad .. ew..

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killfxckeat 0

use it. it'll cure cavities.

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broadwaybabay 0

EWWWWWW that is so gross!

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broadwaybabay 0

get a new tooth brush immediately

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affan101 0

if shes hot i wud use it ; ) lol jk thats naaaasty

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aquagirl2791 0

i lauged so hard at this i've told all my friends and they agree, FML hahaha

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B00_fml 0

LOL Take pictures of yourself scratching your butthole with her toothbrush.

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