Intimacy: Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the... - FML

By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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haleyashton 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:34

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

deeznutzismine 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:00

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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sarah2144 14

Monday 6 April 2009 23:09

EWW! Honestly, why would she do that?? Does she like the idea of putting something up her vag that you clean your teeth with? It gives me the chills just thinking about using my brother's electric toothbrush for that... *shudder* I think you need a new sister. And I like #57's idea... but I think you should just use hot sauce. Or wasabi. I mean, if you're going to ********** don't use other people's stuff to do it!

hudecova 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:00

lmfao AHAHAHAHA oh my god

West92 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:39

Burn the ******* toothbrush XD

Howdyplz 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:25

Oh my god this is so horrible and funny at the same time. I agree with 357, burn the toothbrush.. why wouldnt she use her own?

sono54 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 3:49

#358, why wouldn't she use her own? really? she didn't use her own because she didn't want pussy juice all over what she brushes her teeth with

ams7509 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 5:31

again, pretty sure you made this shit up. get a life queef

DH_PORTER 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 17:23

i totally agree with comment #12 revenge is sweet!! ive heard of girls doing it with eletrical toothbrushes and also with the end of their hairbrushes....

heavenonearth218 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:57

sucks to be you...lmfao

Scoochie 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 15:35

Oh dear god ... |:

lalalove94 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:27

that sucks horribly ! well paybacks a bitch so you should get her back :D

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