By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Phaha 0

Eww... I really, really hope you get your revenge, she deserves it! Sick, sick person, doing that with YOUR toothbrush. She could at least have gotten her own, or bought a vibrator! Do #6 or #57, please. Or better, both.

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DizzyDemon0 9

damn. thats rough. I'd be pissed...write her a note asking her to use something that SHE owns next time..

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laffytaffy 0

eww that's so gross but kinda funny.. sorry dude!

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hermanjosh 0

lol well tell her to email me for a good time. :)

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mfcmaddog 0

Order of operations, 1) **** sister 2) Eat Parents 3) sell toothbrush 4)????????? 5) profit!!!!

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Had_Better_Days 0

Is your sister hot? If so, can i borrow toothbrush? You obviously have no more use for it

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