Kids: Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs".... - FML

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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

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militaryguy95 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:34

No bacon? What's wrong with him

Gunman9998 7

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:35

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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brandoneyez1 25

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:20

Green eggs and ham!!! Duh!

Hackzorer 8

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:20

Kill your son. It's the only way.

dayavera 9

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:36

oh come on! he is healthy and happy, he doesn't have to like all foods, that what makes him special... your the retard that makes a big deal about it... grow up

Futacy 29

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:48

Really bacon isn't even that good. I don't know why there's this whole obsession with everything bacon.

gabbywalliscool 5

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:49

My crazy sister is vegan We own a freaking ranch We make money by cows being eaten and she has actually gone on strike by living in a barn we just trick her by hiding a few bacon bits in her food

jh921971 10

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:51

More bacon for you! :D

forsaken_ones 9

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:52

Dispose of him

brifrikkintastic 9

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:58

I love bacon, but seriously? THIS shit gets posted? this is really stupid.

SiRiSpartan 12

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:58

Bacon makes me thirsty for more bacon....

gruadgirlforever 6

Thursday 26 June 2014 4:58

I will slap the crap out if him and ask him what happened and kick him out me house

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