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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 115
You deserved it 5 875

Same thing different taste

Comments

agonydrum 7

Really? The first black president is going to get rid if all the bacon? If anything it's mitt romneys fault, rich people don't eat bacon

nancyschmancy 9

Yes blame it on Obama. You pathetic puppet.

Fellow bacon lovers- We must be strong! Let us all country folk raise at least 4 pigs per house hold, then we can set up multiple bacon centers for the needy. We will overcome this difficulty as a bacon loving nation!

This will kill off the Cobb Salad as well. It is not the same without bacon bits. The BLT and bacon burger will die too. So many recipes will die. I'm having a panic attack.

iXTMAstro 6

No bacon=no ******* childhood! :(

XTheDesertSongX 17

...seriously? This is a FML now? ... Why is bacon so overrated, it bewilders me so much. Bacon is good and all, but not OMGAMAZING.