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By nowhereman1990 - 03/08/2010 04:23 - Venezuela

Today, I heard on a local radio a song I wrote almost 2 years ago. Apparently, after my family and I moved away, my former band found a new guitar player, and that song is now the first single of their debut LP. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By Joshua Diamond - 14/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I phoned my ex, who I only broke up with a week ago. I then told her about the song I'd written about her. I have written a song, but it's shite and I would die of embarrassment if I ever had to play it to her. I’ll have to play it to her and confess my simpy, wet ways. FML

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By Rob - 01/12/2009 06:57 - United States

Today, I finally released my first music album. I dropped out of college to pay for it after my friends who liked my music urged me to. They keep telling me how much they love the CD. I've only sold one copy. Turns out they put it on a sharing site so only one of them would have to buy it. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Gore - 18/06/2019 21:13 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was going to record a song I wrote for my dad, who I haven't spoke to in a couple of years. After getting things together, I called my mom to let her know I'd be doing this. She informed me he died. A year ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 23:25 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

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Make it stop!

By guttedgirl - 04/06/2011 11:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

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Ed Shitren

By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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papaguna 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 12:31

you really should sue them or sth, what if they become the next big thing with a song that you wrote?

purgarus 6

Tuesday 3 August 2010 12:30

What assholes >.>

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vatermelonpower 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:10

whats the song called

calichic101 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:25

at least u found out ur song is rlly good :)

FUNKO 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:27

That really sucks. You might be able to sue them if you can prove you wrote it.

PincheEdgarr 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:39

ha bullshit lies!

gabbielove 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 17:13

Sue him.

nebula748 14

Tuesday 3 August 2010 17:17

wow all you faggots and your suing. grow a pair.

shadowsbane 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 17:20

Name the song/band or it didn't happen.

MagneticGuitar 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 17:26

Dave Mustaine !

BrittanyBamWooo 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 17:40

what

KikiCarroll 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 18:01

if one of your songs did that good, take it as a sign that you can have a succesful career writing music.

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