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By teacher - 31/08/2010 14:50 - United States

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

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By isabellam0426 - 02/11/2016 02:55

Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML

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By jesus christ - 01/10/2011 02:55 - United States

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

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By nootnoot - 10/05/2016 06:33 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, some people in my class here in New Zealand found out that I'm from Canada, then spent the rest of the period asking if I had a pet moose and whether or not I lived in an igloo. They were completely genuine questions. FML

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By ROBERT - 08/08/2013 18:52 - United States - Cresskill

Today, I actually had to explain to two of my friends that neither Alaska nor Nebraska are in Canada. I think I need new friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 21:02 - United States

Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML

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By toritoratora - 26/11/2012 05:27 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML

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By Dsark - 19/02/2014 05:12 - United States - San Diego

Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML

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By not a brain cell in sight - 16/06/2013 20:20 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my best friend called me a moron for disputing her belief that Canada is in South America. FML

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Oh the times, they are a-changin'

By toelie - 06/11/2017 22:00

Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML

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Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:11

being Canadian, this makes me sad.

Pyr0freak 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 19:15

Throw them into a Sparta pit. We don't need any more idiots like them in the world. Fkin kids these days -.-'

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preziam 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:52

Canada is not part of the states, part of our Canadian history is when we sent the American colonies packing when they attempted and failed to conquer Canada lol!

ohthebloodygore 16

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:58

Right picture to you.

arrifaces 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 20:58

now you're fired, bitch .

Hughmadd 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:01

I work as a 7th grade Social Studies Teacher and one student thought Germany and Japan were states, so I feel your pain.

Atomicfuzzball 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:09

I feel your pain as well. People in my class don't even know that Texas is a state. I'm in a high school honors class.

chall16thvet 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:13

they some dumbasses

Doormat81 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:24

Ugh, youth are stupid

Reynaaa 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:25

lol i live in Arizona.. why dont you try to teach them?

moncheri1314 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:26

I am so tired of people calling each other stupid on here! Also, using the term "retard" so liberally is ignorant. There is nothing wrong with being developmentally delayed and using "retard" in the context that is it used on here gives it a derrogatory meaning. The irony of calling someone a "retard" is amusing. Smarten up and get with the times!

aardvarkish 16

Wednesday 1 September 2010 7:25

110, First of all, don't subscribe to the Times. Second, there's in inherent hypocrisy in calling people who use the word "stupid" ignorant. Third, since "retard" is from the French expression "au retard "late", as is the word "tardy," it is reasonable to surmise that people who say things that they should know by now are incorrect are "retards" for being late to get the clue.