By teacher - 31/08/2010 14:50 - United States

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
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Pyr0freak 0

Throw them into a Sparta pit. We don't need any more idiots like them in the world. Fkin kids these days -.-'

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perdix 29

If this were the end of the school year, you'd be a lousy teacher, but since it is the start, you see the defective feedstock you have to work with. Be glad you are not the biology teacher trying to teach those morons about evolution.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

I second that.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

No you don't.

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perdix 29

Actually, SMary, the morons seem to know how to reproduce very well. Of course, if you are talking about trying to teach them enough about reproduction so they can AVOID teenage pregnancies, I agree that you are going to have a hard time with that. There are girls that are so dumb they believe the guys when they say that they can't get pregnant if they have sex while he has his socks on.

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ScaryyMary 14

I thought we discussed this. SMary sounds too much like smegma. Calling me Mary is fine. >.> I knew a girl who honestly thought you could throw a newborn baby in the ocean with the umbilical cord attached and it because a mermaid forever. She also thought Tokyo was a country.

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aardvarkish 16

Ah, "smegma"... Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time. How pleasant.

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FFML_314 11

Did you correct them? You need to be teaching these kiddos a little better.

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Hevzy 0

I thought Arizona was a state in itself? 

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aardvarkish 16

That would make it "auto-in situ". I've never heard it described that way, but there's a first time for everything.

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Hevzy 0

huh? all I know is I did a project on a state for school and I did Arizona and got full marks???

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aardvarkish 16

You did!!!! That's awesome??? How did you do in grammar! I'm sure you made quite the grade?

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Hevzy 0

hey ur freaking me outttt coz I can't tell if ur being sarcastic or not 

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pinkpillowz 0

hahaha! that's awsome :)

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Graawr 7

I don't think I can answer this correcty too. ._________.

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derschadenfreude 5

do you work with the biology teacher who had the kid asking if a rock was alive? now the real fun begins when they meet each other and ask you and your cohort if rocks in arizona are alive and where those rocks are in canada

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WiseGuy79 14

Anyone could make that mistake about Canada, since it's all tucked away down there lol

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KrazzyNV 0

@40 I can't tell if you're trying to be sarcastic or not, but its technically up there. since it's to the north... And just correct them on it. They have to learn somehow, and tell them that Canada has provinces, not states.

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WiseGuy79 14

Lol It was a line from the simpsons...

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at1325 0

reminds me of when in my 9th grade history class the teacher asked another student to point to the United States on the map of the world and the dumbass pointed to Europe.

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