Miscellaneous: Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker....

By Keastwood013 - 18/01/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was going into an office building. There was a boy and a man ahead of me, and the boy held the door open for me. Surprised, I said "What a nice young man," and he said. "It's ok, ma'am; my dad says to always hold the doors open for old ladies." I'm 43. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By Greg - 28/10/2013 21:53 - United States - Livonia

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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Such a gentleman

By Harry123 - 01/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I was trying to be polite by holding the door for an elderly lady in a shop. What I didn’t realise was that the doors were automatic. I ended up standing there awkwardly for a good 5 seconds, holding onto thin air, while she just smiled and walked by. A bloke behind me said, “The doors don’t need your help, mate.” FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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Flattered

By Creeped out - 28/01/2013 08:14 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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By GreenMonstR - 25/04/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my wife. As we were walking out, I helped an elderly woman get through the door. As I was opening the door, my foot got stuck on the door and my face was catapulted into the woman's breasts. It wasn't until we got into the car that my wife burst into hysterics. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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Coop817 19

Friday 18 January 2013 18:50

Hmm weird. That usually works.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Friday 18 January 2013 18:50

I smell a challenge.

Comments

Born2die 11

Saturday 19 January 2013 3:11

Okay. The hard way then.

the_awesomest_ 6

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:33

Damn bro... I'm sure there are other grannies out there that want a man who's as good in bed as he is opening doors.

StanSmith2013 26

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:42

Get in there my son! You may not have got her this time, but there is always next time!

Yunhee_fml 16

Saturday 19 January 2013 6:57

Not so sweet...

PhishloverA 14

Saturday 19 January 2013 7:01

You got trolled by an old lady. How do you feel about that?

panda_lou 11

Saturday 19 January 2013 7:19

Hahaha ballin grandma

In_some_bullshit 13

Saturday 19 January 2013 7:59

BEST GRANNY EVER! Laugh about it OP!

asherm 15

Saturday 19 January 2013 8:07

Lol!!! I like her sense of humor

saffy66 34

Saturday 19 January 2013 11:11

Better luck next time, Stifler.

iilovecokee 6

Saturday 19 January 2013 11:37

A lot of us assume, myself included, that the elderly are innocent, sweet, never did wrong beings. In reality though, we share a very similar mentality. Their body is just betraying them. Ask a grandparent if they feel like a former 25 year self that's just trapped in a failing body.