Miscellaneous: Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way...

By notadoorman - 25/07/2014 18:16 - United States - Elmont

Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By Greg - 28/10/2013 21:53 - United States - Livonia

Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By sarah - 06/06/2020 20:00

Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Saturday 26 July 2014 0:35

She deserved it for being that kind of person.

BadApple88 29

Saturday 26 July 2014 0:37

And women wonder why chivalry is damn near dead smh

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hoffman136 18

Saturday 26 July 2014 3:35

I would have called her on it told her to piss off then walked away. People are just pathetic anymore

redstone7693 29

Saturday 26 July 2014 3:37

What a b!tch

cbroady0529 9

Saturday 26 July 2014 3:39

Screw her! Keep holding doors for people, MOST of them appreciate the courtesy, male or female!

QueenofWheels 13

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:54

I have never seen a man hold a door for another man

TheLadyOpal 30

Saturday 26 July 2014 3:46

I feel bad for her kids. What a piss-poor example to set for them.

Eivana 37

Saturday 26 July 2014 3:48

What a disgusting wench. I hope her children get taken away from that bitch.

dabears1011234 27

Saturday 26 July 2014 9:41

Why would you ever wish that on someone! Even if she was a bitch, that is just way to far.

mh47 8

Saturday 26 July 2014 4:03

What a bitch! It's not that hard to be considerate of others, especially when they're helping you!

TheCrispyCat 20

Saturday 26 July 2014 4:25

This is exactly why I hate people.

addictedtoIASIP 14

Saturday 26 July 2014 4:28

I hate "women" who do that. It makes guys think the actually nice girls are gonna end up being bitches

Gweedo65 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 4:29

That bitch!

njgohard 16

Saturday 26 July 2014 4:31

Sounds like Munchausen Syndrome. She probably puts drain cleaner in her kids' food too.

slyde32 12

Saturday 26 July 2014 5:35

what the hell brought that assumption up?

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