Animals: Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been...

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Same thing different taste

Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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Bon appétit, I guess

By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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As a treat

By Undercooked - 24/09/2013 19:08 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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RebornProblem 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:44

Now you know how Shaggy feels.

muhaidib 2

Friday 8 July 2011 1:55

15 - I read the comment so fast I didn't notice until I read yours...

Comments

LKadrian 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:48

I love BOOBIES!

Saltime 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:49

Hey, now you have some delicious crude animal fat in your system!

SluggerJ 7

Friday 8 July 2011 4:35

I love or picture!

Rachel247 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:49

who makes dog treats at home?

shalbeelynnee 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:31

freaks..?

jewfro311 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:50

They tasted good though

cutebutterfly12 4

Friday 8 July 2011 1:51

who makes homemade dog food? what's wrong with store bought? it's not like the dog is going to notice.

IHeartJimi02 0

Friday 8 July 2011 1:55

Depending on how they are made, they are healthier

xrainbowshadowx 17

Friday 8 July 2011 2:10

it's the same reason you make homemade pastries.

dyble95 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:18

it's a shit load cheaper to.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 8 July 2011 3:21

Plus, you'll know to a T what goes in your dogs' stomach.

bankrupt 15

Friday 8 July 2011 3:35

No 17, you said it. If I were going to go to the trouble of baking something from scratch it would be for the humans, not some dirty cur. He can choke on Alpo for all I care.