#17 - Since you're such a genius, let me try to explain this carefully. 1st: He vomited ON her, not in front of her. Big difference. HUGE difference. 2nd: I'm very glad that the people in your life respect you enough to take your advice when you hint that they've had enough. Most of us aren't so lucky. 3rd: She did say it was to work on their failing marriage. No doubt this is the latest in a long string of outrageous behaviours.

#17 but she never puked on you, her husband did. and it also never said she was getting a divorce cause of it lol but anyway, that would be pretty nasty >.

"Today, my wife hired a babysitter so we could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I ordered some wine to help make her incessant nagging more bearable, but I ended up drinking too much and throwing up all over her. FML"

As if a failed marriage needed another failed experience like that... =( Next time stick with the simple by going to a motel/getaway trip and having lots of sex, if that doesn't work it's possible that there's no saving for you as a couple.

so hows the marriage going after that?

Sounds like you guys had fun. Why is this on FML???

the babysitter or your husband? hahaha no but really, that could have been a fruitful bonding and repairing experience. i hope it went a long way for your marriage lol

Yeah, yeah, yeah.... but still, we should all love who we date for who they are. We shouldn't just date somebody for the hell of it, we should make sure we like them as a person first. Especially if they're married she should love him by now. Key to all relationship is changing up dates, and COMMUNICATION! Her taking him to a restaurant IS NOT CHANGE, and it is NOT exciting. Taking him on a roadtrip, or kayaking, or hanggliding, or rock climbing, or some exciting sh*t- THAT is what keeps relationships thriving and exciting! It makes you depend on each other for more than kisses- if you literally feel you guys are trusting each other with your lives, it will fix alot. it has for me in the past. and as for communication, well if she has a problem with him- no bickering or hating him for it in secret... tell him IMMEDIATELY when it happens! and tell him calmly and nicely, but truthfully! let him FIX it! he cant fix problems if he doesnt know! =============== 21 and 22: I swear to you that if she had thrown ON me it wouldn't have made a difference! I still would have loved her anyway.. ya dig

Whoa, sounds like the story of my marriage. I'm divorced. Just sayin'....

You poor girl!