By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

Here come the PETA activist.

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LadyLynne 0

... and this is why you don't mess with deer lol

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blland 0

omg! is the car alright??

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rukiafujioka 0

more like FDL-**** the deer's life. Oh deer, this is quite a predicament.

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totalbadass 0

Fake, deer don't do that.

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xlauriex_fml 1

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sjx 0

"murder" implies it was intentional. I highly doubt she targeted the deer.

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premonitioner 0

that was my first thought - the worst part was that your car got rammed? naw, a deer died because of you. i think most people would feel worse about that.

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youreanidiot 0

I assume you're not having turkey tonight and have never killed an animal?

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justsayin21 0

Deer are in heat around this time of year. This causes them to not think straight. They jump out at cars at the last second sometimes- especially when it's dark. I've totaled a car from slamming into a deer before. Of course it sucks that deers get hit but it's no one's intention or fault.

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cactus_fml 0

Um, I would be more worried about the fact that my vehicle, which I use to transport myself to work, school, and wherever else, which I payed for with money that I worked for, was damaged than I would be about the deer. I would also be more worried about MY OWN safety than the life of a deer. Sue me. It shouldn't have been such a dumbass and jumped in front of my car. In that situation, I would be too freaked out about my own health and safety and my expensive property to worry about it's life. Now, if I ran over a bunny, I would probably be like "AW ****, I KILLED A BUNNY!" because there aren't more serious problems involved.

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soundingriot 6

30 has a point. An aggressive point, but a point, nonetheless. Deer don't know to look both ways before crossing the street. They are at Point A and they see Point B. Point B looks more appealing, so they go for it. Sometimes, a fatal mistake. Not always the drivers fault. So OP isn't a murderer.

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KentuckyRebel92 8

Why do you damn animal rights activist have to be such bitches about everything... IT WAS A DEER! Hell! Out here in the country shit like that happens

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cowduck7 11

No, you're right, she isn't a murder, but not because it was an accident. Because it was a ******* deer.

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CD45 0

total LIES, you are full of shit, Ive hunted deer my whole life and they run like hell when people are around

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COBRAMORPH 0

Women drivers. Maybe he'd not be so mad if you put out a bit.

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gigi2009 0

correction: the worst part was you injuring/killing a deer (and not caring when your car got hit).

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m_o_n_d_a_y 0

poor thing. both you and the deer.

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