Miscellaneous: Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided...

By Jon - 07/07/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML

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By Chris - 27/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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By deerslayer559 - 27/09/2017 23:14

Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:10

I wouldn't wanna be around you when something bad happens. Seriously, don't throw a fit over it.....

IambecomeRAWR 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:12

Wow, calm down... Plus, you realise that's a pretty good way to wreck your driver? Fail.

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LadyLynne 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:36

I am sorry, that sounds beyond painful since you're a man =(

4440123 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:37

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:45

I'll make sure I inform Tiger Woods, his smokin' hot wife, and his millions of dollars what a loser he is for all of you. Seriously, I don't like golf because I was forced to play it because my parents did, but it is a sport, and it is hard. The most idiotic comment was "Golf is a hobby. . . not anyone and his dog can play a sport." wtf did you smoke before writing that? I play football, soccer, and other sports with friends, yet I'm far from the NFL, MLS, or anything else. Next time, before you spasm on your keyboard so as to create illogical sentences, go contemplate how thankful you should be that your parents didn't get an abortion after the doctor told them you would be born severly retarded.

dacman48 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:08

ur 12th dipshit

airplanefood 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:10

Ouch. FYL, but honestly when I see men like you have a fit on the golf course I get embarrassed because it looks immature (especially when it's some 40 year old man having a temper tantrum like a 5 year old girl). If you get so mad because you're playing seriously for more than just fun, then realize that no pro ever has temper tantrums on the tee box.

C_Wicked27 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:14

haha so what did we learn? When playing golf and you hit a bad shot, it's not the golf clubs fault. But yeah my as far as my two cents on whether golf is a sport or not; It's not a sport, it's a game that's fun to play with friends, but it's definitely not a sport.

tunacansam 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:25

payne Stewart wore knickers and never got stung in the dick then you would look and act like a asshole. FYL either way

bishoprsv2 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:33

hahaha I modded this one

swanlee 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:29

golf = activity for wussies and fat old men, so funny the lame douches trying to stick up for this so called sport, sport my ass

JRo 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:45

Swanlee I bet you've never played a single hole of golf in your life. People of all ages enjoy golf, maybe you should just shut the **** up about subjects you know nothing about. Your probably just too poor to have ever tried it. Stick to basketball or soccer.

biggestlittle 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:24

well you obviously have never played the SPORT. Yes it is a sport, it requires a minimum skill, effort, training, and practice. It's almost certain from your statement that you are the type of person who thinks in order for something to be a sport there has to be hiting, crashing, and probably a hell of a lot of left turns.