By Jon - 07/07/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML
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NGM_47 0

I wouldn't wanna be around you when something bad happens. Seriously, don't throw a fit over it.....

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IambecomeRAWR 0

Wow, calm down... Plus, you realise that's a pretty good way to wreck your driver? Fail.

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lolfailure 0

dude, Golf is a sport where gentlemen play. It teaches you to be calm and right now you're failing at it. *27 just cause you laze around watching **** all day doesn't mean you have to insult golf. I bet you can't play a sport for your life let alone get up from your chair.

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BlackScorpionAng 0

Ah yes, Golf, the sport for the mature person. YDI and the only thing that saddens me about this story is that dirty, nasty, horrible little bees and a snotty bush, gave up their lives to let you know that your life is ****** because you have no self control.

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swanlee 0

Golf is not a sport, nearly dead old people can play golf, not a sport,

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projecting 0

I play golf, does that mean I'm not athletic?

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biggestlittle 0

nearly dead old people can play hockey, football, soccer, basketball, and yes nearly dead old people can probably kick your ass.

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Golf is INDEED a sport. Maybe you don't have a brain? Wait, there's no question about it, you are in fact lacking in a brain. Doctor doctor! We need to give this ignorant douchebag a brain!!! Stat! People like you sicken me. Golf IS a sport. I'd love to see you play (sorry, attempt) to play golf. Until you can tell me you are able to shoot par or better, don't insult Golf. Dumbass.

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amazin67666 0

YDI for wearing golf shorts

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Obi_Wan_Cannoli 0

In my opinion the only YDI that actually applies to this. And all the people who say he deserves it because he plays golf are assholes.

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lolfailure 0

*105 have you seen tiger woods? Well if you do, can you please tell him that so he'll beat the living hell out of you? I'll be so grateful if you do. Golf is a sport dumbfuck.

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proud_liberal 0

ur golfing in this economy? ydi for being a rich white douchebags. try spreading the wealth around, u can't take it with you

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Gunpar 0

I really hope you're joking. Just because your family might be poor doesn't mean that he has to stop enjoying what he lies to do. It doesn't take a fortune to be a golfer...Adding "white" and "douchebags" doesn't help you out much either.

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Gunpar 0

All of the people saying "karma sucks" have no clue what they're talking about. Also, FYL.

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flor1dagator7 0

Proud liberal you are an idiot. So first off golf doesn't cost that much. Depending on where I play I can go for $20. If you can't afford that then get a job. This stupid spread the wealth expression is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. So people that have a job and make tons of money should give it to the bums who don't work. That is almost the most retarded thing I have ever heard. That is second to saying golf isn't a sport and only fat old people play it. Because it isn't a contact sport doesn't mean it is a sport. And because you suck at it doesn't mean you have to insult it. Douchebag

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