Miscellaneous: Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided...

By Jon - 07/07/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I hit a horrible tee shot from the 18th hole. I decided to use my driver to take my frustration out on a nearby bush. The bees who lived in that bush decided to use their stingers to take out their frustration up inside my golf shorts. FML

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By Chris - 27/08/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I thought it would be funny to take an airhorn to a golf course and blow it while people were teeing off. It was very funny, until I blew the horn during some guy's backswing and his ball was shanked in my direction and hit me in the head. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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By deerslayer559 - 27/09/2017 23:14

Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2019 12:07

Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:10

I wouldn't wanna be around you when something bad happens. Seriously, don't throw a fit over it.....

IambecomeRAWR 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:12

Wow, calm down... Plus, you realise that's a pretty good way to wreck your driver? Fail.

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FarSide 22

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:43

So, can you find anything else stupid to do now?

Jazzywrites007 2

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:10

Mmmmm, Golf is not exactly a CONTACT sport so I do understand half of the assholes on this page. However, there is a league for it, and lots of people get paid millions to knock that ball into that hole so I doubt they really give a shit about your opinion. This reminds me of the people who claimed that Synchronized swimming isn't a sport. Truly Clueless.

afigan23 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:13

For all those people saying that golf is not a sport. **** off seriously! I have played Basketball, Football, and Baseball and golf is by far the hardest and most Challenging SPORT that i have ever attemped. Plus, the people that play are not fat and old most are in great shape and way more athletic than you assholes. Next time why don't you at least try the sport before you judge it. I bet you guys could not even finish 9 holes better than these FAT and Old golfers. Lastly, if golf is not a sport how many hobbies do you make tons of money on. Look at tiger woods he is one of the highest payed sports stars in the world!! come on now you cannot tell me he is not a athlete. SO **** off