By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 07:12 - United States - Anchorage

Spicy
Today, I hit it off with a girl at a club and I brought her back to my place. I was sure I was finally going to score, until my useless cat attacked her as we walked upstairs. She fell down the stairs and dislocated her ankle. Just my luck. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 922
You deserved it 5 172

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Dude **** her life, stop complaining just cause you didn't get some action, she's the one that actually got hurt

serslybro 20

Look on the bright side maybe you're cat knew something about her you don't. Your cat might have just saved you ;)

Comments

The pussy didn't want you to get any pussy haha.

Change your cat's name to Mr. Cockblocksworth

it's kinda funny that you're pussy is what cost you to lose pussy.

not sure what to call this a **** block or a pussy block haha

why do you have a cat in your own apartment??

You got **** blocked by a pussy...that is so perfect in a trainwreck kind of way.

"Useless"? Dude, your cat probably saved you from THOUSANDS of STDs.