By galen - 03/06/2009 06:06 - United States

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Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML
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kellster 2

Either she was a tranny, or you're really exaggerating. You do know that people have body hair, right? As in, the tiny, fuzzy kind? You'd probably better get over that pretty soon or you'll never have sex again.

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icanhazlizard 0

I agree with 3 and 6. Hair is a natural part of being human. The girls are already expected to shave way more of their bodies than men have to be socially acceptable. I'm sick of hearing about how the hair on girls is disgusting. We shouldn't be rejected or made to go through ridiculously elaborate and time-consuming grooming routines because of it. It's *natural*. Get the **** over it.

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miaumiau 0

I say FYL for being such a prick. She can always pluck those hairs out if she wants, you on the other hand will always be a douchebag. Sucks to be your sorry ass.

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Weil 0

lol at #27. He doesn't know that he sucked delicious milk from his mom's **** when he was young.

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fkjiwefakris 0

106, same here haha. but everyone's different I suppose. and 27 I was gonna say "wtf?" but you're gay so it makes sense. still shouldn't judge what straight people do...

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gradstdnt09 0

For all of you who say 'nasty' or 'ew'...how old are you people? 13? Should you even be on this website? Every person has body hair, you all are dumbasses if you say 'gross'. Maybe women should start saying 'gross' to your small penises or your bush of pubic hair? or your underarm hair? or your chest hair? Guess, what? Not all women like chest hair on guys (including myself), but we get over it because you can't effin help it...

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eleanor_rigby 0

So you got to kiss the boobs of a girl you just met. And you're complaining about it because she has natural body hair. You're a jerk, grow up.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

137 - "but we get over it because you can't effin help it..." No, you get over it because you are horny. The fact that large amounts of body hair is often a secondary sexual characteristic of men and not so much of women is going to make it easier for a woman to get over it. A guy does not have that biological advantage, so he may just decide to look elsewhere. Everyone has different sexual preferences, and this guy's preference is for less hair. Deal with it.

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peopleplz2008 0

agree with #3 and 6

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jeanniner 0

i didnt even know girls could have chest hair. WEIRD.

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alexgirl 0

Ok, if was like thick coarse hair, then ew. I didn't think it grew that thick on woman. But if it's really thin, get over it. Everyone has it, it's a part of how we feel when things are on us. I have a little bit in between my breast too, but you can see it, unless you look really, really close. It's normal to have hair. I ain't shaving my boobs, and I don't expect anyone else to either.

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