By galen - 03/06/2009 06:06 - United States

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Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML
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kellster 2

Either she was a tranny, or you're really exaggerating. You do know that people have body hair, right? As in, the tiny, fuzzy kind? You'd probably better get over that pretty soon or you'll never have sex again.

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icanhazlizard 0

I agree with 3 and 6. Hair is a natural part of being human. The girls are already expected to shave way more of their bodies than men have to be socially acceptable. I'm sick of hearing about how the hair on girls is disgusting. We shouldn't be rejected or made to go through ridiculously elaborate and time-consuming grooming routines because of it. It's *natural*. Get the **** over it.

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Darkenwrath 0

#27- ha you moron, you clearly don't know how to please a women. Also it was probably peach fuzz and you're overreacting. Its perfectly normal and nothing the girl should have to apologise for or do anything about. If you're that conservative then you are going to have problems later on in life.

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icanhazlizard 0

@gatita: Apology accepted. =) In response to your questions...of course washing and proper hygiene are very different from shaving, especially when it comes to parts of the body that aren't normally visible to the public. I guess the whole "natural" argument doesn't really hold up. What *does* hold up is that the choice of which parts of the body one should shave is personal. The fuzz that girls sometimes get on their breasts, though it's normal, can be troublesome, and if a girl wants to remove it with laser removal and has the means to do so, that's her choice. But if she doesn't want to take that step, that's also her choice. And doesn't laser removal cost money?? Same with the mustache. Women with hair on their upper lips tend to be stigmatized, it's true, because facial hair is so closely associated with men; so, most of them choose to remove it. It's important to note, too, that that's much less complicated than dealing with hair in other places. But if a woman chose not to do that, I wouldn't begrudge her. Ultimately, they're *our* bodies. I'm just a little tired of hearing about all the things we need to do to them to make them acceptable. Wow, lots of people agreed with me...cool. *waves to everyone*

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jSOPURE 3

Nobody is perfect. Isn't all natural the new thing these days? :)

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rip_andie 0

how much did you drink i wonder..

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catatonicsleep 17

I wonder if the OP is one of those guys with a rug on his chest and back, really hairy arms and legs and an explosion of hair down there...... Be funny if he was.

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elfuzzo 0

I love hairy women. If the op doesn't want to tap that, I will.

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hoeskie69 0

Lmfao. That fucken bites! :] haha. I mean shit, we have hair... but damn. Im looking at my boobs, and there is sure as hell, no hair! Haha.

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bananapajama 0

#89 Just a quick note, laser hair removal treatment takes SEVERAL visits over the period of SEVERAL months. It's not a "do it once and its gone" thing.

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