By galen - 03/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, I hooked up with a girl from the bar. We went back to my place and started making out, I took off her shirt and bra and started kissing her breasts. I felt her chest hair tickle my tongue. FML
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kellster 2

Either she was a tranny, or you're really exaggerating. You do know that people have body hair, right? As in, the tiny, fuzzy kind? You'd probably better get over that pretty soon or you'll never have sex again.

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icanhazlizard 0

I agree with 3 and 6. Hair is a natural part of being human. The girls are already expected to shave way more of their bodies than men have to be socially acceptable. I'm sick of hearing about how the hair on girls is disgusting. We shouldn't be rejected or made to go through ridiculously elaborate and time-consuming grooming routines because of it. It's *natural*. Get the **** over it.

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AnAngryFetus 0

It's a trap! You know this had to be done. http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa71/SilverSage1210/AdmiralAckbar.jpg

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p0kegeek 4

i love girls who are all natural and remind me of Jane of the jungle.

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um_duh 0

Dude looks like a lady? Just kidding. All women have hair, if you choose to **** some random you met at a bar you can deal with it.

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milkert 0

anyone that says you're making it up is just lucky enough to have not seen a woman like this yet. they do exist.

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drinkupgorgeous 0

aww poor girl. i didn't even know you could grow hair down there. unless it was peach fuzz. then yeah, you're a dumbassssssssssss trickkk. either way, ydi. fhl.

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Prawn_fml 2

Seriously, humans are covered in hair. There ain't a lot of animals with hair growing out their palms, but we're one of'em. Either way, if you want someone to shave somewhere, I suggest you express that desire/fetish respectfully, and in turn consider shaving what they might want off you.

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jellomangoface 0

YDI for expecting her to be hairless. Seriously, all women have peach fuzz on their bodies, and they don't complain about the thick, black hairs on some men's chests. Unless you shave every square inch of your body, you have no right to expect the women you pick up from bars to do that. No double standards.

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jb21 0

pffft...this one's probably the lamest FML i've read. It's barely an FML...unless you're talking about really long terminal chest hairs/the kind that grows on men.

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iareamused 0

if it's natural body hair, it should not be so thick to the point where it tickles you. meaning, you're exaggerating, get the **** over it. if it's because she normally shaves over her boobs and happen to miss a day or two so it became thick and stabby, then that's just weird...

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