By CityBoysNow - 11/09/2013 00:14 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

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Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML
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Cheeley 17

So if I get a small car the women will be all over me?

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annie_nk 22

There's a reason why stereotypes exist. And this guy proves that.

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Comments

worldclassrager 39

Stereotypes are for the most part correct...well now you know the smaller the car the better...

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middlenamefrank 8

Yeah, your life sucks, but not for the reason you think. It sucks because you place a high value on penis size. My prediction: you're going to wind up with a real prick.

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BrotherPhil 35

Well, as long as it's big enough for her.

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pedinhuh 23

I always thought that you compesate the lack of length by having a lot of skill with it...

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ladybuglet 22

But if he knows what he is doing, he doesn't need to be big. And besides, if he can't please you with his dick, he has fingers, hasn't he?

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panda_lou 11

I've been with a guy that is the average which it 5.5 inches and he did a great job. I've also been with a guy that was 9 inches and I felt like screaming bloody murder so bigger isn't always better. So I'm not sure why girls are constantly complaining or comparing partners sizes. My friends always do this and I don't get it. Of course most of my friends also don't know what 9 inches actually looks like and it's more like 6.... Wannabe braggers. Anyways, my theory is as long as the guy has a personality that I like and can use his equipment correctly without complaining or basically begging for me to tell him he is big, because I've never been one to lie, then it's all okay with me. I'd rather have a small penis and a good man over a douche bag and a huge penis. That should be every girls thing unless she's a *****.

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Omnytrx 3

If you truly like him, then you'll accept him as he is, regardless of his "flaws".

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buddy_J 16

Size doesn't matter. If you think it does then you are a horrible person. Relationships are about people loving each other for who they are and not for the size of their body parts.

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C0mmanderKeen 9

doesn't all americans drive huge cars? does that meen all americans have small penises?

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Spider_Web 11

Yup, every male in America has a 2mm penis. You caught us

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lucyskydiamonds 5

Wow. Size does not even remotely matter. I agree with #84...I've been with small guys that were great and bigger guys that didn't know what to do with it at all cuz they thought size made up for skill. Now if he doesn't know how to use it, then by all means, OP, feel disappointed. But, I agree with some others on here that are saying if you care about him it shouldn't matter how talented he is in bed. If you two truly like each other, the physical stuff will get better with practice. And that's half the fun. ;)

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xRezSynn 15

So are you saying you don't like him anymore due to his size?

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