By CityBoysNow - 11/09/2013 00:14 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

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Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML
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Cheeley 17

So if I get a small car the women will be all over me?

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annie_nk 22

There's a reason why stereotypes exist. And this guy proves that.

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sergei_yusef 11

That's just cold. Some people would rather think you would love them for their personality, not their dick size....

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thatguy240 27

Can you guess why I drive a small car? lol

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incoherentrmblr 21

I drive an Impala, so what does that make me?

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sergei_yusef 11

I honestly don't see why more people said they agree instead of You deserved it. Cause honestly, you did if you're complaining about him having a small one. There's more to a guy than his dick size, people like this piss me off.

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KingreX32 21

so what? Would you rather him have a large dick and be a total jerk.

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akiahara 14

Being well endowed and a nice guy are not mutually exclusive traits.

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skyeyez9 24

I am at my daughters school waiting to pick her up. A man just pulled up in a cadillac escalade. He steps out and looks to be about 5ft3. Haha Now since reading this fml, I wonder if the big suv is compensating for something??

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Ziggy122 15

Once I was driving behind a guy who was not only in a big pickup truck, but had a fake ballsack hanging down under the license plate. I don't think you could overcompensate more obviously than that.

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Spider_Web 11

Bad! Sit in the corner and think about what you just said

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aria78 19

to all you people saying size don't matter. that is true to an extent. what one earth do you do when the guy is like 1 inch? there is small then there is almost non existent.

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KawaiiCupcake 14

What do you do? Suck it in! Unless a girl cares more about their sex life than the guy she's dating/married to. Society is serious crap these days! Make woman feel less feminine, and man less masculine, judging from their size!

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akiahara 14

I'm sorry, but OP is neither dating or married to this guy. A hook up is all about sex. Prowess matters.

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KawaiiCupcake 14

If op is so unhappy she should break up with this guy! He will be better off with someone who doesn't measure his size!

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lostribe 3

At the auto dealership where I worked, it was "The bigger the wheels, the smaller the penis."

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akiahara 14

That totally contradicts the black man theory.

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